textposter2: you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind...
him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i'm overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell
me: *screams out the window* IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON'T SING IT AT ALL
him: woah where did that voice come from omg
me: what the hell
him: i think i'm hearing things
me: go inside you dumbass
him: okay thanks jesus
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
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That awkward shiver I always get.